Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Shrewsbury 22nd December 2009

Shrewsbury.
Everyone got up well late today. We had been in London the night before and most of us had got proper smashed.
Adam was feeling alive.
And he came with me and Billy to get some pub grub. Billy was loving his Sunday dinner, even if it was a it was a Tuesday.
Shrewsbury has got some amazing shops. 
Billy was lucky enough to pick up this headband and skipping rope set for only a fiver.
Last night we had been in London and Joel Bramwell came to see us. He had got on the bus to have a drink and we had kidnapped him and taken him to Shrewsbury with us. He was in a bad way, I think he had been on a four day bender.
Grayham had become annoyed with Maggot's druggie mates in London. Apparently they had been kicking the door and trying to get in while he tried to shower. He got angry and kicked a wall by accident. I think it hurt quite a bit.
This is his foot.
Then it was time to do the show.
It was crazy in there.
When we got off the stage Mike seemed to have blood coming out of his mouth.
And Grayham was destroyed.
After cleaning up the mess we then decided it was a great idea to get some filthy food. 
Then we got on the road and drove into the snow. 
And that was that, the "office party" tour done.
Thanks for coming to see us and have the best Christmas.
Safe.

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

London's Islington Academy 21st December 2009

London today.
We woke up real early and started the day at 6 music with Shaun Keaveny.
Shaun is safe.
We were playing at the Islington Academy.
We had snow for the second day in a row, Christmas is upon us.
So we went for some traditional ale.
The other boys went for traditional ale too.
Maggot had just got up so he had a beer and some breakfast.
It was 6 pm.
Then we went to rock the party.
Billy's brother D.C.I. Burnside was in the house.
And doctor Cum showed up too.
This dude had the best T shirt in the world so I swapped it for one of ours
Nick came down and Milly is still off the junk.
It was a great day out.
Big G came on stage with us, he is the king.
Then Eggsy and I went to Talk Sport to be on the Ian Collins show. 
They got us chips.

Monday, 21 December 2009

Norwich 20th December 2009

IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!
We woke up today and the bus had given up about 200 yards from the venue.
So we went to Morrisons (at last) to take full advantage of their reasonably priced breakfast menu..... and their toilets.
After, me Eggsy and Big G went to the venue for Jammy Dodgers and cups of tea.
Grayham turned up after a few jammy Dodgers and he wasn't in a good way.
Mysti was even worse. They had stayed up till 8 o'clock and eaten cakes among other things and Mysti had lost his mind. Apparently he got very primal around 6 in the morning refusing to communicate with words only using a series of high pitched noises to indicate his delight at still being alive.
We had to get in a traditional pub meal today.
It was Christmas after all.
Let it snow.
It was like something straight off the front of a Christmas card.
Adam had a mini breakdown about 5 o'clock.
And Mysti was still smashed.
Then we raised our game and got ready.
The gig was amazing the crowd rocked it tonight.
Mysti survived to drink another day.
And we went to meet and thank some of the crowd.
They were all safe as.
Maggot got licked.
Grayham had fun.
We met some very nice people
Who were all smashed but hey, it is Christmas.
But none of them were as smashed Mysti.
He went to bed early.

Sunday, 20 December 2009

Nottingham 19th December 2009

We had a day room today and Adam spent over an hour in the bath. I found him on the bed in the hotel room and his eyes had gone all funny.
Nottingham Rescue Rooms today.
Big G has joined us for the last couple of days and he brought special cakes with him.
In Nottingham they always cook you a meal at the venue. This time it was a roast.
Nice.
Then I went out into town to see about a bottle of Port and it started snowing.
Well Christmassy.
When I got back it was time to do the show.
The place was pumping.
Big G did his bit as Chief of Security.
We had some guest dancers today.
And after the show we met some of the crowd.
Mike was flying.
There were some safe people in tonight.
Even DJ Euphoria was there.
We were given some Christmas presents too.
Space Raiders and a Turkey baster, who could ask for more?
Thanks so much for the lovely gifts.
I had a curry after the show and Maggot had another wine and cheese evening.
Needless to say he didn't invite the ruff boys again.
Later on that night Mysti had some cake and went crazy in the back lounge of the bus till 7 in the morning.

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